DROP DEAD LEGS Need Striped Shoes Like These!
Date: February 5, 2020
As soon as I opened the box with these amazing shoes, there was an ERUPTION in my heart! I thought to myself, "SO THIS IS LOVE at first sight, huh?" I had been a LITTLE DREAMER for these high tops for a couple years. As soon as I put them on...my feet were UNCHAINED...and before I knew it there was ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR. The feeling as I walked the MEAN STREET in my town that BIG BAD BILL lived on was pretty OUT OF CONTROL. I didn't
just JUMP all over the place like FOOLS do, no way. At first, I couldn't stop doing the SINNERS SWING. But, once it got dark outside I DANCED THE NIGHT AWAY until I was BLACK AND BLUE. As for recommending these shoes, it's pretty obvious that EVERYBODY WANTS SOME, I mean, they'd be FOOLS not to, right? So, if you want the BEAUTIFUL GIRLS in your town to FINISH WHAT YA STARTED, these shoes will help with that...but FAIR WARNING, once you take them off, you'll be OUTTA LOVE AGAIN!